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How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.

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Sound of Silence

madartiste:

Summary: There’s nothing worse than the sound of nothing.  Natsu finds the silent treatment to be the most painful punishment of all.  (Nalu, a pinch of angst but happy in the end)

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Nalu Fanfiction Recommendation List!

kleiocat:

I feel like as an avid fanfic reader and HUGE NaLu supporter, I should make a list of my personal favorite stories! The authors are super talented, the plots are original and the NaLu-ness (if that’s even a word) is adorable! I shall start!

SummaryMirajane the matchmaker, Valentine’s Day and a jealous water mage. Lucy just wanted to have some time to relax. How did she end up stuck in a kitchen with Natsu covered in chocolate?

Rating: T

SummaryNatsu burns down Lucy’s house. Now what?

Rating: T

SummaryWhat happens when Lucy gets drunk and Natsu decides to walk her back to her house? Pink frilly underwear happens that’s what.

Rating: T

SummaryThis is a collection of NaLu and other pairings oneshots - Twenty-fourth chapter summary: Girl Talk pt2 - In which we see what the tenacity of the Strauss family is really about.

Rating: M

SummaryLucy finds Natsu in her bed again, but he’s got different intentions this time… 

Rating: M

SummaryWhen Lucy is given another chance to do a cover for Sorcerer magazine, she is ecstatic to discover all the male attention it has garnered. Natsu, on the other hand…isn’t quite as pleased.

Rating: T

forgottenwhispersxo sent:

As punishment for your crime I want you to write me some angsty NaLu ~

snogfairy:

Your wish is my command.

We’ve seen a lot of nalu + E.N.D. angst lately (I also wrote a ficlet for that, check it out here), so I decided to focus on an entirely different kind of angst this time. No enemies but themselves. ;.;

An angry tear rolled down her face as she slammed the door shut behind herself. She wiped it away with her sleeve and slumped down on her bed, pulling her legs towards her chest while more silent tears started rolling down her cheeks.

How had it happened? She was not sure. It had started with their usual bickering, but somewhere along the way it had gone totally wrong, and after ages of shouting and yelling and mindless fighting, she had had enough.

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lovinggunshots sent:

I just love your Nalu storys so here's the prompt: Lalochezia (I'm really curious about that one :))

snogfairy:

Lalochezia - The use of abusive language to relieve stress or ease pain.

Ooh that’s a challenging one! I hope you enjoy:)

Lucy Heartfilia slammed her head down onto the counter in frustration. When Mira passed by and asked her if she would care for a drink, she just groaned in response and continued her sulking. It wasn’t until she heard the barstool beside her screech over the floor that she slightly lifted her head to see who had the nerve to bother her at a time like this.

It was ecaxtly who she thought it would be.

"Leave me alone, Natsu."

"Woah, what’s with you, Lucy?" - "Lucy is so moody!"

"Shut up you two." Her head found its way back to the cool surface of the bar. "I’m busy."

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Dark Corners

madartiste:

And here’s the angst.  I’ve got no excuse for this.

Summary: Sometimes it’s the things that lie waiting in your own head that will hurt you the most. (Nalu flavored of course)

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